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Originally Posted by O.city
Also, off subject, but i'm gonna vent a little.
Why is it so god damn hard to go to the dentist, open your mouth and be still? Don't try to lick the drill, that's not gonna turn out well, ask me how I know.
Like holy shit it's a ****ing nightmare. Sit there, hold your tongue still and just be calm. Everyone is a ****ing dental phobic because you had a bad experience when you were 12. Ok, that sucks, but you're 45 now and you have an abscessed tooth that's blown up because you wouldn't go to the dentist and I have to fix it. It's time to grow up.
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You use that little sonic water pick scraper thing instead of the metal torture instruments and I'm much more affable.
But **** me, when the hygienist gets her mini pick-ax out, I can't get out of there without a migraine. People aren't dental-phobic because of when they were 12 (I had no problems with dentists at all as a kid), they have them because in their 30s they walk out of there with a headache, sore gums and a metallic taste in their mouth.
"Well if you'd just floss...." Oh **** off, ain't nobody got time for that. I have a soniccare and brush twice a day - use a tool that hasn't been around since it was used to disembowel uppity serfs during the time of the bubonic plague and we'll call it a draw.