Obviously, you have to build a smelter in your basement. Be sure and wear heavy gloves. Then you smelt.
You'll have to figure it out from there 'cause I have no idea what you do with a bunch of molten gold from a smelter.
Then again, maybe you can get a bunch of little molds that look like tooth fillings and put your smelted gold in the molds. Then you can take the gold that looks like tooth fillings to your local "We buy gold" guy. When he asks you how you got all these tooth fillings, you can say, "I don't know exactly. I woke up one morning and they were under my pillow." Yeah ... that's it.
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