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This happened during Mardi Gras..The Saturday before Mardi Gras I drank Vodka and cranberry all day. Wake up Sunday morning feeling good and try to take a dump and that is a no go. Packed up the car to go to my brothers house for more parades. While on the parade route I start to feel the rumbles. I tell my GF we have to leave now.
What would usually take about 15 minute ride back to her house took about 45 minutes. That ride was from hell. I was sweating..Traffic and red lights..I thought I was going to crap myself while driving. Finally make it back to her house and as I was getting out of the car I start yelling "I am losing control" she is laughing..I crapped my pants in a big way. I was able to get to the bathroom and just as I was pulling down my pants I lost control again and crapped all over the toilet. She was an angel because she took my clothes and cleaned them up and washed them.
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