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Who wouldn't know that? It's America 101.
The ten basic facts of America 101.
1. We won World War II.
2. The Farrah Fawcett red swimsuit poster is the greatest art ever produced in America.
3. If you can't run the ball in on four straight downs from the 1, you don't deserve to win.
4. The pilgrims invented turkey.
5. Road trips are better when you stay off the interstate.
6. The greatest debate in American history is the debate about whether the greatest debate is Lincoln v. Douglas or Mary Ann v. Ginger.
7. Babe Ruth was a pitcher.
8. If you're not sure what to eat, eat barbecue. With tomato-based sauce.
9. The games at carnivals are always ripoffs. But they can be beaten if you've got what it takes.
10. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin are the biggest bad****s in American history.
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