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Old 12-15-2018, 10:02 AM   #366
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Go back to your park bench. We do not need a whore from a dog park telling us that we are drunken forklift drivers. Especially by a gender identity challenged street-walking whore who was ran out of University Heights and North Park who appearantly has the warm fuzzy's in his/her/it's heart for the Bolts..

I hear you still offer a $20 deal at your southern branch (your Balboa Park location) trade marked as the "slippery noodle" because you flop over the nearest park bench and take it up the ass just like the Bolts will if/ when they meet up with us again this season. Unlike you, the Bolts will feel serious pain when we jam a giant loss up their major orifices.

The next time you meet our "Styrofoam skill" players and our "inexperienced" QB you should plan a new marketing campaign based on your upcoming move to Wal-Mart parking lots just in time for Stan Kroenke to announce naming rights for LA Stadium at Hollywood Park to Wal-Mart. For you it will be like co-branding, for us it's just the NFL and Wal-mart getting closer to doing to us what you do in a park setting for $20.




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Sorry Chiefs fans, go to college.
Nonono, hear me out. Most of you are seriously entertaining conspiracy theories that the NFL is targeting your team, a perennial NFL backwater, in a city that is a backwater.

Its football, the game is played fast and the officials are humans, they make mistakes run full speed to keep up with the players as well as the plays. Ontop of that the NFL rules are changing constantly it seems. I contend that the NFL needs to hire more full time officials, as only 75% are full time.

Plus lets face it, your team is not very clutch, they lost and were outplayed in the 3 biggest matchups they had this year. Andy Reid is the reason your team has gotten as far as it has. Your defense sucks, your QB is inexperienced, your skill position players are made of styrofoam, and ontop of that they beat the crap out of women and get in trouble for it, so they are not only terrible human beings, their dumb as hell for getting caught.

Andy Reid is the offensive guru whom has put your team in a position to win by virtue of scheme. On the last series of the game for the Chiefs, controlling the ball was key, as incompletions or interceptions would have cost them the game sooner. Better to control the ball by running it as opposed to risking a blown up pass play.

I imagine those of you that assert that the NFL or Vegas is conspiring against the Chiefs also believe that the flu shot is a form of mind control, perhaps a few of you are prolific Youtube Bigfoot truthers... The earth is flat as well, correct?

Bout par for the course for a bunch of bored, drunk midwesterners living on 26k a year on average.

Nothing more to see here, get back to your forklifts gentlemen.
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