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His next contract will stipulate the following:
Arrowhead becomes ‘Mahomes Field’.
The letter ‘L’ will be stricken from the alphabet, or at least in every Gameday program, as that is how you spell ‘Lose’, ‘Lost’ or ‘Loser’.
Clark Hunt will pay Patrick $275 million to NOT grow corn in South Dakota.
He will have a massaging chair from Sharper Image on the sidelines during games, and he will get his own dressing room. With hoors.
He will be carried into the stadium on a throne by the KC Chiefs Cheerleaders similar to an Egyptian pharaoh.
Every other player will wear uniform numbers three full font sizes smaller.
Incentive package includes $1 million for every touchdown pass. Andy is fined $100,000 for every rushing touchdown scored by the offense, other than by Mahomes himself.
At the end of the National Anthem, fans will now sing “...and the home of...PatrickMahomestheSecond”. Followed by a rousing rendition of ‘Patrick, Patrick, Uber Alles’.
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