You know what I'm talking about! The music begins blasting the Ghostbusters theme, and then switches to Soul Man. A stocky fellow in a suit and fedora backs out onto the stage, dancing in a Blues Brothers style. He backs up to the microphone, then turns around, and ...
...oh. It's just Jim Belushi.
The crowd sets aside their disappointment, because hey, John has been dead for years. What did they expect?
Jim steps to the stage, makes an oblique reference to his TV series "According to Jim", and then amidst an uncomfortable silence, says,
The Chicago Bears select Montre Hartage, CB, Northwestern.
A hometown guy makes a hometown pick.