[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by Chief Roundup

I was at a bar with a couple of friends. A guy jumps me from behind. I flipped him off on to the floor. I landed 1 good shot before I felt this pain in my leg ass area. I got one more in and I felt that pain in my ribs and I couldn't breathe. Dude stabbed me on the inside of my thigh and in my left rib cage which punctured my lung. I had to have surgery to repair my saphenous vein which included a transfusion. They put a chest tube in to hold the sack around my lung open where my lung could still operate properly. After 2 days they went in my back and scraped my chest cavity with a laser. It created scar tissue to hold the sack around that lung open so it could not collapse because of the size of the hole.
A little over 4 months later I am over at my girl friends house we are being intimate. All the sudden I hear click click. It scared me and as I turned dude shot me. A graze if you will. It sure bled like It did some real damage. Dude stood there and told me "The knife didn't work but this will!" She whacked him from behind with a flashlight and took the gun from him.
She was trying to get divorced from this dude. I had no idea she was married. Well he went to prison and she got divorced.
We met up again a little over a year later, dated for a year, got married and now are in the home stretch of getting a divorce.

Is your 1st name Lucky?