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Originally Posted by Rawlsian
It's funny how it works.. The team that has him during the incident is pressured to release him then people stop caring and a team just gets to steal him
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Why does it always have to be the guy we rely on? Why can't it ever be some 3rd or 4th round dicklick that no one but their mother could possibly care about?
"This is Dick Buzzard reporting live from the Johnson County jail where 4th round running back for the Chiefs, Shitstain McDumpass has been arrested for possession of an Uzi which he used to shoot pigeons at the local retirement villa while running around naked and screaming, "MY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S O-S-C-A-R" repeatedly, and throwing his feces at the elderly residents"!
No, we never get it THAT good. Not even once.