Theory time: Night King isn't actually dead. He'll come back in the finale of Episode 6 and wipe out any remaining survivors surfing on his wall of wights. After he's done, he'll walk up and sit in the Iron Throne to see what all the fuss is about. He'll accidentally cut his ass on a Valyrian sword and explode again, this time permanently.
Luigi wins the War of the Five Kings by doing absolutely nothing.
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