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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin
You didn't mention the back yard. Did you clean up the dog shit?
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Yes, mother****er. I even picked up all the ****ing goddamn twigs and branches. I trimmed the wild growth. I swept the back patio and the ****ing driveway.
I went back the ****ing day before the lease ended and swept all the goddamn bird shit off the patio because I was so paranoid about this company trying to **** me again.
So pretty please, with sugar on top, return my ****ing deposit.