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My guess is Brooke has never been with a man so she spends 22 hours a day scheming how to make as many miserable as possible. The male genitalia is a mythical creature, much like a unicorn, to her. She knows she'll never see one up close, much less utilize one. Your typical "I can't get one, so I'll say I don't need one! Yeah, that's the ticket!!!" kind of bitch, then spends her remaining two hours a day crying over a Ben and Jerry's. Nevermind being obese, in the one picture I saw of her she was a solid 1.5' taller than the angry lesbian standing next to her. That's a huge bitch! Butt ****ing ugly to boot.. I wouldn't **** her with a stolen dick and someone else pushing...
I don't have a working theory on those other ****s yet. Cheating spouses? Trump being president? Jealousy of legitimate writers? Perhaps they're hoping to garnish enough SJW clicks to propel themselves into ESPN stardom, as if ESPN is anything to aspire to... Bunch of miserable ****s, the lot of em'.
IDK, but I do know I've never seen a liberal smile... Unless they're talking about how they ruined a someone else's day
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