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Originally Posted by Naptown Chief
Sometimes I fart into a balloon and then sniff it. It smells like fart and rubber. I don't like the smells of farts or rubber, except new tires. New tires smell good but most, if not all, other rubber smells bad. Farts generally smell bad too, though sometimes when I have a cold I can't smell farts. I hate when I get the cold or flu. Sneezing tickles, which I hate too. I'm very ticklish and used to get tickled all the time. Sneezing also smells weird. I think diarrhea smells horrible and much worse than farts or normal poop. I sometimes chuckle when I hear the word poop. I like to chuckle. Chuckling makes me happy and feel good. Pooping makes me feel good too unless it's diarrhea. Sometimes, when I have explosive diarrhea, I go so many times that wiping my ass makes my butthole hurt. I've even noticed blood on my toilet paper from wiping so much. Diarrhea and blood on toilet paper smell the worst! Other than diarrhea, I like to poop in my Gerber toilet. I think they make amongst the best toilets in the industry. Harder to clog them than most of the competition. I just wish they had built in air freshener. I hate the dilemma of spraying air freshener after washing my hands when I forget to spray first, but I hate smelling diarrhea more
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This can be rectified (pun?) by using a Lux Bidet available on Amazon for around $30.00 - See the toilet thread for further information. I highly recommend the Lux Bidet attachment for you toilet, they will make your butthole exceptionally clean. I wouldn't go as far as saying you could eat off it, but it will definitely be cleaner than most of your fellow Americans.