[Hammock Parties]

“For those that aren’t aware, Jessica in this story, the former pincushion of the KU football team,
later became his current wife when his ex-wife kicked him to the curb after this incident:

810 WHB’s Kevin Kietzman got stopped at 2:35 AM Jan. 10th in Mission Hills
because he’s driving erratically and his headlights are off.The cops note a
female’s head coming up from his lap as they pull him over. They ask him to
get out of the car and as he does...his pants fall down aroundhis ankles.

The cops are laughing their a**es off. Kietzman starts blubbering that he’s
a married man and that the woman is not his wife and begs them to not write
him a ticket because he says he’ll lose his job. The cops call two more
cruisers when they find out its Kietzman, just to laugh at the dumb ***.

The woman is drunk on her ***. Guess who the woman giving KK the mobile
hummer is? The lovely Jessica from the radio station. The best part is the
whole incident was caughton video and audiotape by the Prairie Village
police (who patrol Mission Hills).

Long story short, they don’t write him a ticket and let him go. But the cops
spread the story everywhere and everybody in the media knew about it within
days. But since there’s no paperwork on the “incident” no one runs the
story - including the Pitch. The Star verified the entire ordeal down to
where a cop told one reporter, “You gotta hear him blubbering and begging on this tape.
It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.” The Star tried to get access to the tape via the Kansas Open Record act but were denied due to some aggressive legwork by KK’s very active lawyer.

He was interviewed by a reporter for The Pitch, and told him that no one was going to do this story because there was no ticket issued. It looks like so far he’s been able to keep it out of public view.

The Pitch is still trying to get a copy of the video/audio tape from the
cops. The PV police chief let them know that after he met KK and his lawyer,
he’d like nothing better than seeing KK’s incident exposed. He said that KK
came into his office with his lawyer and started reading him his press
clippings.”