[KCTitus]

not a chair sniffer, but quick story...

When I was in high school, the hottest cheerleader on the varsity team was part of a pep rally held in the auditorium and she did the splits on the floor of the stage...

My buddy was working as a stage hand and dared another friend of mine to go and sniff the spot on the stage she did the splits.

I cannot recall if she saw him doing it or found out later, but I do recall her bitch slapping him for it.

so...stage sniffer...?