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Originally Posted by srvy
What if its a shotgun blast to the face that leaves you permanently blind and unable to see Pat play again?
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What's this gift of the magi worst case scenario bullshit you're trying to steer the conversation towards? "Ahahahah... you said you'd take the bullet and yeah, you're not dead, but it turns out it hits you up the ass and rips out your rectum all the way up to your brain, so now not only are you a vegetable, but every time you fart, it leaves a giant mess for your loved ones to clean up until you die decades from now!!!!!"
A bullet. You step in front of the path of the bullet. It probably hits you in an area that's not your head, neck, or any other area that would seriously complicate your ability to watch and experience the football career of Patrick Mahomes.
I don't know if there has ever been a documented case of a bodyguard successfully taking a bullet for the person they're supposed to guard, but if there is one, and the bodyguard didn't die, I would bet $20 that the bodyguard didn't wind up blind, deaf, dumb, a vegetable, or even paralyzed like you're suggesting.