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Originally Posted by KS Smitty
I look forward to seeing a picture of Mosbonian, I have never seen one before nor can I find much info about them.
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It's a government conspiracy.....we are an above-average intelligent alien race that crash landed in Roswell NM in 1947. We were captured by the US Government and taken to Area 51 to study.....but the scientists there got bored with us and we were forgotten.
One dark and dreary evening we managed to hijack 6 classic VW vans and make our getaway. Once free from the clutches of the government we hid out in the desert to pick out our new home somewhere inconspicuous in the US. Our best people researched specific areas to inhabit where we would not be discovered and by appearing to be "normal" we would fit in. (That ruled out NY, Chicago, Philadelphia and Los Angeles)
We finally settled on the following 4 coordinates:
32.7157 Degrees N & 117.1611 Degrees W
37.8044 Degrees N & 122.2712 Degrees W
39.7392 Degrees N & 104.9903 Degrees W
39.0997 Degrees N & 94.5786 Degrees W
In doing further research we found that in the first 3 locations, we could not find any signs of intelligent life, nor could there be anything close to being considered normal.
So, off we went to 39.0997 Degrees N & 94.5786 Degrees W with the hope of establishing a permanent residence by which we could monitor and learn about earthlings and their habits.
Unfortunately, our knowledge of human transportation vehicles was not exactly how our early scouting parties had imparted to us. Just short of our intended destination our last vehicle crapped out and we were forced to establish our new residence at the coordinates of 39.3156 degrees N and 94.2938 degrees W....which at that time was a small mining community.
My job as a "researcher" for the Mosbonian race has taken me all over the United States and I have discovered many interesting things such as a football team that has all Chiefs and no Indians.....a football team of Dolphins who play on dry land.....and a team of Jaguars that play on just 2 legs.
I now live in a state where everyone goes to "re-tire" but humans don't have wheels.....where there are "Canadian Geese" that don't really fly.....where people say to watch out for "alley gators" you rarely see on the street....and everyone works for the House that the Mouse Built.
You humans are strange....
