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Originally Posted by Rasputin
We have a patient on our unit that usually says off the wall shit and he complains a lot about not taking a shit. So yesterday morning wanted me to take a scalpel and cut open his rear end so he could shit. I told him that was out of my scope of practice and that he should put in a request to the doctor witch I quoted him "take a scalpel and cut my rear end so I can shit. I've had it done before and it works" And i turned that request in to the doctor. i love my job you cannot make this shit up.
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That's gnarly.
Back when I used to use opioids a lot my shit stop I'd have to dig it out of my own ass.