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Old 03-20-2020, 11:49 AM   #7766
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So as I have become a more prominant member of the Chiefsplanet community, I too have found myself with significantly less density on the front of my head.

So about a year ago I just started buzzing it all with no guard. Unfortunately every time I did so, I'd nick a couple small moles and over time they've just gotten irritated and a pain in the ass to deal with.

I started seeing MU Health planning protocols and on Monday immediately called my doctor and said "hey, can you squeeze me in this week to get this suckers cut off?" Because I figure I'm a week away from not having that kind of basic clinic access for a month or longer. Went in this morning, done and done.

So hurray!!!! I can keep my head and beard just as pristine as anyone 'round these parts now!
My wife mentioned off-hand at a wedding in 2014 that I was going thin on top. I had no idea, and always bought into the "mom's dad" line of genetic bullshit.

I immediately ran into the bathroom and started trying to take pics of the top of my head. I scrolled through the unfocused, shaky images like they were frames from Zapruder's camera.

"It's just a cowlick," I told myself. My aunt, who owns a salon, said the same.

She was lying, and I was in denial for about 18 months. I figure after we get through all this shit I'll just keep it buzzed. No point in treating a Tyler Palko hairline like it's Mahomes.
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