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A couple of lines from the today's UK Sunday Times:
Did you hear the one about John Travolta testing negative for the coronavirus? It turns out it was just Saturday Night Fever.
Know what goes great with a Corona virus? Lime disease.
So many coronavirus jokes out there, it's a pundemic.
In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I'm now yelling at my parents for going out.
[Probably my favourite so far] Day 2 without sport on TV. Found a young lady sitting on my sofa. Apparently she's my wife. She seems nice. :-)
[In poor taste no doubt, but we're living dangerously anyway] I managed to get one loo roll (toilet roll) from Tesco (the biggest UK supermarket). I feel bad for the next person to use their customer toilet.
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