Bigfeets don't frighten me.
Fairies, on the other hand, are hideously sinister. May the Great Spirit protect us from those baby-stealing little bastards that overreact to the slightest indiscretion while indiscriminately tormenting their victims with grotesque humor and morbid sarcasm.
Thank goodness that, if you can catch one, they are easily inserted into a blender.
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