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Originally Posted by Donger
Are they air-burst or ground-burst? Some kind of mix?
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Tom Hanks will volunteer to fly some kind of Elon Musk designed rocket that will penetrate the moon to its core before unleashing a blast the size of the combined world's stockpile of nuclear weapons.
Patrick Mahomes will then throw multiple air burst nuclear weapons into the atmosphere, which will be held in place somehow until there's enough to cover the entire atmosphere of the planet.
Dick Van Dyke will then appear and a counter will start... 10...9...8....7....6....5
BUT WAIT!
Bill Gates has found a vaccine!!!
4....3....2...
Bugeater, plowing 2 hookers after smashing his face into a pile of cocaine that would make that scene from Scarface look like child's play looks up to the sky and gives a thumbs up
1.....
BOOM