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Originally Posted by notorious
If you are a true CP member you have a ProDownscaler penis reducer because your supermodel wife can't take what you were naturally born with.
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Blah, a true CPer knows that bigger is better in all circumstances and wouldn't cater to complaints from their wife.
If the wife complained, they'd just get a new supermodel. Besides, once the first wife becomes a plus-size, body-positivity supermodel, the true CPer knows it's time for an upgrade.