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Eat so many dicks, Bill DeWitt. So many, many dicks.
Dude got a major league team for free, watched it gain $2 Billion in franchise value through no doing of his own (thanks again, TIVO and Tony LaRussa), has averaged about $50 million/season in operating profits for the last decade (based on what he's actually willing to divulge) and has watched as MLB revenue has grown far faster than player salaries.
And he has the unbelievable hubris to say that baseball just isn't that profitable. Like he should've taken the $120 million that he immediately recouped by selling parking garages and just shoved it into savings bonds instead.
What a massive prick. Stingy bastard won't bail out his dipshit GM for his neverending streak of stupid FA acquisitions and unnecessary contract extensions because he's gotten used to printing money but he'll cry poor when it comes to actually playing baseball.
So very done with Bill DeWitt.