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NFC North next.
Bears - The next generation can tackle the intellectual and cultural property rights of animals. Bears is fine.
Lions - The next generation can tackle the intellectual and cultural property rights of animals. Lions is fine.
Packers - Treading dangerously close to the LGBTQ line, and the original Packers were named after the Indian Packing Company. That's therefore a hard pass. Indian Packing was purchased soon thereafter by Acme Packing, and of course the Acme Corporation's biggest client is Wile E. Coyote. So change it to Coyotes.
Vikings - While it's kind of a profession, it's mostly an ethnic/nationalist identifier. Can't do that. So what else is Minnesota known far? I think Minnesota has ermines and snow, but we probably can't embrace too much white stuff. They have cold, but what's dangerous about cold? Got it - Minnesota is the Frostbite.
NFC North becomes:
Chicago Bears
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Coyotes
Minnesota Frostbite
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