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Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin
So my daughter turns 20 today and I've told her I bought her a present that cost $1000 and it will last her a lifetime. So what I bought her was a lifetime state fishing license but it hasn't arrived yet so as she knows I like watching stuff on the bigfoot topic I'm gonna tell her I've got us a hunting trip lined up with a guide that guarantees us to see at least one bigfoot and it will give her memories to last a lifetime.
She's gonna freak out and say hell no but I'm gonna play it off until tomorrow as the real deal.
Heh!
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Well, I gave her the spill and the exact opposite of what I was expecting happened. She was thrilled and jumping up and down with excitement but you could still see the hesitation in her voice. She started asking me specific questions about if we'd be carrying firearms and stuff. Now I feel bad because I had to cut it off and tell her she had a boring fishing license coming. I suck at lying! But she got the book that Steve wrote and was thrilled so there's that.