[Rain Man]

My votes are below.

Positives - Chief Executive Officers, Hominids.

Okay, imagine this. The Kansas City Chief Executive Officers (nickname: Chiefs) take the field. Departmenthead stadium is rocking with 80,000 people rhythmically extending and withdrawing their arms in a handshake gesture as the sound system rocks out our fight song, "Takin' Care of Business". On the sidelines, our cheerleaders dance in their sexy pencil skirts with low-cut white blouses. I could really get behind this. We'd have to figure out a helmet logo, but the rest is awesome.

Now imagine an alternate universe. We keep the arrowhead and arrowhead stadium, but it's an early flint arrowhead. No difference, no harm. The team enters to the shouts of 80,000 wannabe neanderthals, clad in fur and waving clubs. On the sidelines, our cheerleaders are dressed like Raquel Welch in the movie 1 million BC. The fight song is, of course, "We Will Rock You". I could do this.

Neutral - Captains, Midwesterners, Camels. These are all okay names. I won't vote against them, but they don't offer the imagery of my two positive vote names.

Negative - None. No objectionable names this round.