I'm at home with a cold today. I was rooting around in the fridge today looking for some bacon, because I wanted to cut it up, fry it and cook eggs with it. Well naturally the only bacon we had was frozen. So I found some salami and decided, "**** it, chuck it."
So I fried the salami in a touch of olive oil, cooked the eggs in it with some salt pepper and a little basil.
Surprisingly, it was good. Not as good as bacon, but surprisingly good. So hey, if you're in need of a poverty breakfast, give it a go.
Picture looks like shit, because scrambled eggs, but whatever.