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Originally Posted by Lattimer
My penis doesn't fit in my pants anymore. Should I just let it hang out?
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Is it poking through the gaps between the zipper teeth again? how unfortunate.
My best advice is to stop attempting to wear those acid washed Jeans, with the
Def Leopard rips that you wore when you were 14. You've gained 90lbs, they look like crap and the mooseknuckle is scary to your shoe salesman.