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Originally Posted by tk13
DEAR PLEASANT PROFESSOR OF PIG POOP: I hope you can help me. My teenage daughter was recently invited to a nude slumber party. She assured me there would be no boys present.
I called the mother of the girl and talked to her about this party. While the mother admitted the idea was strange, she said she would be present during the party to supervise. She also said her husband and teenage son would be away for the weekend, so there would be no males present in the house. She assured me that nude slumber parties are all the rage these days.
I have never heard of such a thing and cannot imagine why a bunch of 15- and 16-year-old girls would want to spend 12 hours together naked.
- Frustrated Father In Pedophiliaville
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Its imperitive that you keep your daughter home. Ever considered Perochial school?
I think the best thing to do is make the most opportunity. You can teach your teenage daughter about avoiding troublesome situations, and at the same time, send your teenage son over to Investigate. He'll think you're the coolest dad alive, and test that "talk" you have.