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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Dear Dr. I,
A really annoying female keeps calling me. I'm not sure how many times she called last night, but judging from the length of the messages, and the timestamps on them, I think she was calling, bitching at my voicemail for a few minutes, hanging up, then immediately calling back to leave the next bitchy message.
My question is, how can I make this reeruned bitch forget my phone number? To go even further, is it possible to make her forget she's ever met me? This is really quite irritating. Plus, it's difficult to get laid at the bar when the whole night some girl is standing next to you bitching at you.
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Bob Dole can't help it...the openings you offer are staggering...
"...make this reeruned bitch forget my phone number?"
Evidently she's not as reeruned as your usual "conquests."
"...make her forget she's ever met me?"
Why not use the same method you've used on every other living person?
"Plus, it's difficult to get laid at the bar when..."
Keep telling yourself that's the reason, Stuart Smalley.