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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Dear Dr. I,
A really annoying female keeps calling me. I'm not sure how many times she called last night, but judging from the length of the messages, and the timestamps on them, I think she was calling, bitching at my voicemail for a few minutes, hanging up, then immediately calling back to leave the next bitchy message.
My question is, how can I make this reeruned bitch forget my phone number? To go even further, is it possible to make her forget she's ever met me? This is really quite irritating. Plus, it's difficult to get laid at the bar when the whole night some girl is standing next to you bitching at you.
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This is a common problem. I believe its caused by kissing them too good when you allow them to come around the first time. Its is double edged sword.
You should start by having your cell phone company block her number from your phone. You CAN make her forget she's ever met you, but it will take some sacrifice on your part. It involves you going home with her again(its important that it is her house)...and is followed by a well placed donkeypunch. Others may disapprove of that method, but it would be effective.
The other tactic I'd recommend is to kill her with kindness....Not the sincere kindness....the annoyingly, antagonistic kindness. In your best Eddie Haskell, in front of others(next time she approaches you in public) inform her that while you enjoyed your time with her initially, it just isn't going to work, and that you hope she finds someone that deserves her.
This should be followed up with a well placed rumor with a loudmouth. It should involve things like her poor personal hygiene, a curable STD, incorrect dosage of her mental health medication. If she continues....Its important that you bed her sister,best friend, or arch rival.