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Originally Posted by KCWolfman
B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21551&stc=1" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" />
Pilot KCWolfman (3)
Copilot Lattimer (3)
Bombardier go bo (3)
Navigator KCJohnny (3)
Engineer Redcoats58 (3)
Radio Op. voyager (3)
Tail Gunner munkey (3)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (3)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (3)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (2)
Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)
Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy
Zone 2 Out: English Channel
3 Fw190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters
redcoats58 fires, kills Fw190
munkey fires, misses
Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)
1 Fw190, 3 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s driven away by fighters
gobo fires, misses
cdcox fires, damages Fw190
munkey fires, misses
2 Mes miss, break off attack
Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak – 1 hit
-superficial damage to radio room
I guess the flak distracted gobo – 0% score
Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)
2 Me109s driven away by fighters
3 Fw190s attack
munkey fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, hits Fw190
kcjohnny fires, misses
gobo fires, damages Fw190
2 hit and damaged Fws miss, break off attack
Fw scores 4 hits
-left waist gun knocked out of commission (headsnap is unhurt)
-superficial damage to starboard aileron
-starboard flap is inoperable
-superficial damage to starboard wing
1 Fw circles, attacks again
Thefly fires, misses
cdcox fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, misses
Fw misses, breaks off attack
Zone 2: English Channel
No enemy
Zone 1: England
Good weather
Good landing
Aftereffects
None
Eligible for next mission
Pilot KCWolfman (3)
Copilot Lattimer (3)
Bombardier go bo (3)
Navigator KCJohnny (3)
Engineer Redcoats58 (3)
Radio Op. voyager (3)
Tail Gunner munkey (3)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (3)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (3)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (2)
Whoa – check out those guns.
Okay bad news, gobo couldn't hit crap in a toilet. Good news, I wasn't hurt again - I mean we all made it back safely.
Paint party to add another bomb to the plane tonight.
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mmmmmmm... ugh!
what wolfie fella talk about?!?!????
bo, him drop bombs in crapper just fine!!
maybe want drop crapper "bomb" on wolfie's bunk?
maybe want drop "bomb" on wolfie's head?
bo, him drop bombs good if pilot steer plane straight...
maybe pilot fella, him no notice bo "hit" nasty Fw190??
maybe better bo should let nasty Fw shoot at pilot??
maybe bo, him paint arrow on front of plane, point
up at pilot,
tell nasty where to shoot??
ai-EE-yah! WHOOP! WHOOP!
(not nice make fun of injun skill, drop bombs... )
[gulp][gulp] mmmm, good!
