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Deshaun Watson; Minnesota, in a repeat of the Hershel Walker trade the Vikings sacrifice their future drafts for a team in TX
Matthew Stafford; Indy, the vet QB addiction stage of the franchise
Carson Wentz; Philly but gets injured in the 4th game of the season and is out for the year
Aaron Rodgers; Denver, horseface has visions of the days of 5-head
Sam Darnold; NY Jets, nobody wants to trade for a QB that lost half season due to mono
Cam Newton; Baltimore, backing up Lamar Jackson
Jameis Winston; New Orleans, but again throws equal number of TDs and picks
Matt Ryan; Atlanta, but his replacement is drafted this year
Jared Goff; San Fran, moves from SoCal to NoCal, neither team notices
Jimmy Garoppolo; NE, goes back to where it started
Dak Prescott; signs extension during the off-season, retires after his foot snaps off at the ankle in TC
Derek Carr; Vegas, but in the 3rd quarter to week 7 Chuckie benches him
Mitchell Trubisky; Chicago, let's face it Chi-Town hasn't had a good QB since Sid Luckman...why change things now?
Kirk Cousins; Houston, part of the trade that sent Watson to Minnesota
Tua Tagovailoa; Miami, gets shattered into a million pieces by week 8, retires in a full body cast
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