[cooper barrett]

Ya sure you did.

Originally Posted by Frazod

I fell for one of those once. Really shitty point in my life when my first marriage had just ended. I was 24 at the time, she was 19, pretty, seemed to be interested in everything I was, and was a phenomenal cook. Blew me on the first date, ****ed me on the second date. I was hooked. The first month we were together was magical. But it was black magic. As soon as she moved in and got her name on the lease, BOOM everything changed. It was like the song from H.R. Puffnstuff - she waved her wand, the beautiful boat was gone. Suddenly she was a dominating shrew, and had to control everything we did. But she still put up the angelic act around my friends, who simply refused to believe me when I told them what a horrible bitch she was in private. I guess she had picked me as a spineless clod she could dominate and cast her web. But I ain't Harry. That first wonderful month was followed by six months of sheer hell. All we did was **** and fight. Eventually I didn't even want to **** her anymore. I ended up in financial ruin when I finally threw her out, but at least I escaped with my balls and dignity intact. And also, I can now instantly spot people like that.