"Ladies and gentlemen," he says in full Fantasia wardrobe. "If you want to win, you have to wish upon a star. The bigger the star, the better. So the Rams will select the biggest star out there."
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The Los Angeles Rams select Khyiris Tonga, DT, BYU."
"With his help, we will sweep the division next year." On cue, the dancing broom appears.
