A pair of hands roughly shoves Mary Tyler Moore onto the stage. She stumbles and catches her balance. "But I've already presented," she says to the offscreen presence. She tries to exit back off the stage, but she's pushed outward again.
"There are no more famous people from Minnesota," an offstage voice hisses. "Get out there! Pretend you're Dick Van Dyke's wife this time."
"But she's from Connecticut," Mary complains. The hands again push her out to the crowd as she tries to get offstage.
With no other choice, Mary uncomfortably faces the audience.
She girds up her courage, then blurts out, "
The Minnesota Vikings select Feleipe Franks, QB, Arkansas! Can I go now?"