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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties
Nothing about this is soothing. Maybe to women. You're on a football forum full of toxic men.
You know what's soothing to us?
A nice drink and a big pair of tits (this is scientifically proven).
Most of us can't do that at work.
Fortunately I can...because Instagram's just a click away. 
I think this actually increases my stress because it reminds me I need to go wash the dishes. |
Shame you can't find a woman to do that for you.