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Originally Posted by Hydrae
I'll have to find it. I hadn't seen it unless you just put it up. I think I have everyone else's letters, just have to finish getting them up there!
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Here it is:
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Rain Man:
It is our sad duty to inform you that your son, Rain Man, had been killed in action in duty to his country. While it would be best that you not know the gruesome, cringeworthy manner in which he died, please rest assured that the US Army Air Force will do everything possible to find what's left of him, or at least the largest undigested pieces, and return them to you.
Yours Truly,
Franklin D. Roosevelt