Dear Mom and Dad,
I hope this letter finds you both well. A lot has happened since last I wrote you. First off, I hope this letter gets to you before the War Department folks knock on the front door to inform you that your son, along with all crewmembers aboard the Wrath of Zod were lost when the plane went down over the English Channel a little over a week ago.
If those people have already been there, please ignore what they told you about my death. It didn't happen-well, actually, it did, but it didn't--damn! This is so hard to explain.
Remember that Hindu temple on Melrose and, I think, 7th Avenue North? I think, to better understand what's going on, you might consider spending some time over there.
your Loving Reincarnated Son,
Doug
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