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Originally Posted by Marcellus

I stopped in Lebanon MO at an Applebee's on a roadtrip a few years ago. I was pretty close to killing a bunch of mother****ers by the time that meal was finished. Haven't eaten at an Applebee's since.

You should have seen the BLT they made for my wife. The bacon (or human meat I'm not sure I know anymore after reading that story) was raw as hell, the bread was moldy and the lettuce wilted. Dead serious.

Basically they raised the standards when they made yours. Locals get a few cat turds thrown on theirs.