[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

You've played NOBODY. Heineke is literally the best QB you've played.

and Allen has regressed, not improved. You're smoking crack.