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Dave Lanes first letter to Molly
Dear Molly,
Well I finally made it over to England and I can say the weather sucks and is cloudy all the time. I've tried the Kidney pie and I'm not sure if it was KCWolfmans but nothing should taste that bad.
I took a tour of the plane Gunthers Thunder III. That III has me worried for some reason. I found a bit of undigested human flesh in the bomb bay and am forwarding it to FDR for his review. Hopefully he will know what to do with it.
I can't wait to get in the air and get at those Ratzi Nazis in my sights! Thanks for the Captain America Comics I'll read them on the missions as I'm sure no Nazi would dare to come close to my fire breathing gun.
Sincerely
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Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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