I only need 4 things for Thanksgiving dinner - but I need each in massive amounts:
1. White meat turkey (I'm racist when it comes to turkey and chicken)
2. Light brown gravy
3. Stuffing
4. Mashed potatoes
Mix them all together on the plate, dowse them in ground black pepper and go to town. Shocking how much of this I can eat. Only 185lbs, but I can eat like a 400-pounder. Could put away 3 full plates of this with zero effort.
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