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Buccaneers vs. Rams: Bucs win. The only thing the NFL loves more than trying to force teams into L.A. is forcing Tom Brady to advance in the playoffs.
Packers vs. 49ers: Packers win. It's the only way to get Rodgers/Brady.
Titans vs. Bengals: Bengals win. Joe Burrow/Jamarr Chase are the story the NFL wants. College teammates dominating again together in the NFL. So much fun! The NFL has assigned Clete Blakeman to this game to make sure it happens.
Chiefs vs. Bills: Chiefs win. Since the Titans are being Blakemaned, it means the winner of this game will host the AFC Championship. The NFL doesn't want to see dildos on the field during championship weekend.
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