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Originally Posted by KCUnited
My wife's favorite candy is Milk Duds (wtf?), the most laboriously chewy candy on the market. Like takes a good 30-45 seconds to get through one.
She'll get them every now and again for movie night and each time she grabs one I'll kick the volume up all aggressively just to let her know that I noticed and to make it quick.
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My wife has patented pouring a box of milk duds into her popcorn, so I've got the worst of both worlds over here.
For your own sanity, just don't mention that combo to your wife.