[GabyKeepsMeWarm]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

A boy is out playing in a park when he finds a Buffalo Bills hat on the ground. He thinks, "Neat! A free hat!" and he picks it up and puts it on. He starts walking home. As he does so, Tom Brady pulls up next to him in a van and says:

"Hey kid! Do you want to get your cock sucked?"

The boy looks repulsed and goes, "Oh, no! That sounds gross! I don't want that at all!"

Tom Brady continues, "Well, maybe you want to suck my cock instead?"

"What? No way, mister!"

Now Tom Brady is getting more adamant. "Well, then maybe I'll just grab you right now and shove my sweaty wrinkly cock up your little asshole!"

The boy stops, looks at him, and then laughs. "Ohhhhh I get it. No no no, you've got it all wrong. I'm not actually a Buffalo Bills fan!"

Yikes