[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Son, we live in a world that has shitty coaches, and those shitty coaches have to be exposed by men with twitter. Who's gonna do it? You? You, whiner?

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Bieniemy, and you curse the Mahomes. You have that luxury.

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Bieniemy's firing, while tragic, probably saved playcalls. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves playcalls.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that coach, you need me on that coach.

We use words like sources, breaking, exclusive. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a franchise. You use them as a punchline.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very reports that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and start a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

We are long-overdue for you to shoot your own video of you walking away from an explosion.