[Wallcrawler]

Worked for a raging ****wad with little man syndrome for a couple years working at Wal mart in my early 20's. Every chance this dude got to get over on someone because they had bills to pay, he took. In 2000 they did layoffs. After the layoff was over and I returned to overnights, the first night back, ****wad wasted no time getting in my face about how sick he was of my department not getting done.

I explained to the mental midget, that I'd been laid off for 6 weeks, moron, so any gripe you have in that dept is not with me. Then proceeded to go on to my break.

Little bastard sticks his hand in my chest and says STOP. You go, when I say you go. Or I'll send your ass back home.

I very calmly grabbed his hand wrapping my hand around his four fingers, crushing them all together on about a 7/10 effort scale, and began bending them backward, and removed his hand from my body.

I explained that if he put his hands on me again, for any reason, he would find himself asleep under the softlines displays, and he would awaken in desperate need of dental work.

I then took my leave for the rest of the night, at which point ****wad was refusing to open the front doors to let me leave. This caused a massive scene.

While two other employees went to get Andy and Steve, two other managers, to let me out, I made my way to sporting goods and selected an aluminum baseball bat.

I met ****wad up front and bluntly explained that he had 3 seconds to unlock the doors and let me out, or I would let myself out.

He hastily opens the doors. I take 2 days off, and I turn in a 2 week notice. I find out during a meeting with management that police were looking for me the previous 2 days, due to threats against ****wads life being allegedly made by me.

I never threatened his life. Outrageous claims were made about burning his house down, cutting his brake lines, poisoning his food etc.. none of which I did.

I record this meeting I have with all the staff, ****wad included. I finish my notice without incident.

A month later, I go in to purchase Twisted Metal Black, and ****wad is by the front doors. I flip him the bird and make my way to electronics. I buy my game and by the time I reach the front, ****wad is there with cops, pointing at me.

I'm taken to jail for felony terroristic threatening.

In the end, the recording I had of the meeting got me out of it. I wanted to take the case to trial, but lawyer said that so soon after 9/11, bias was going to come into any charge with "terroristic" in its wording. So I ended up having to go no contest, and stay away from WM and ****wad for 6 months for the incident to be expunged. I was furious.

A funny aftermath was that ****wad was dicking one of the married girls who worked there. The husband found out, and came to the store, threw ****wad up onto the carts in the cart corral, and in front of about 100 people, told ****wad that if he caught him out anywhere, he was going to kill him.

Nothing happened to the husband.

So you get a guy that in front of 100 witnesses threatens his life, nothing happens, but hearsay leads to me getting arrested.

Karma caught up with ****wad, as he was such a miserable bastard he was forced to move to automotive to work. In a display of his amazing intelligence he backed up too close to the edge of the lift pit and fell in backward, destroying his back.