Spent a weekend in a small town jail. We were country cruising in my buddies mom's minivan smoking weed. I fell asleep in the passenger seat and woke up to a police officer knocking on my window. Idiot friend pulled off a highway to take a piss and a cop rolled up.
Couple humorous notes looking back:
I was on crutches from knee surgery
Idiot friend who was high af was belly laughing the whole time and talking all this shit while we were getting booked in. Jokingly saying out loud that "you'll never find the sheet of acid in the van" and all this other nonsense.
After we posted bond that Monday morning, they pulled his mom's minivan around with his mom standing right there and the only thing bolted down was the drivers seat. Everything else had been ransacked by the cops searching for a non-existent sheet of acid and it was piled up in the back. Seats, carpet, spare tire, everything.
the look on her face